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A Joke from Xinjiang, China (or called East Turkestan by some)
阿凡提拜訪巴依老爺。巴依老爺正在燉雞。阿凡提聞到了香味，就說：“真香啊”。巴依說：“雞的香味是雞的一部分，所以要付錢”。阿凡提拿出一袋錢幣，晃蕩蕩作響，巴依伸手要接。阿凡提問：“聽到了嗎？”，巴依說：“聽到了”。阿凡提說：“錢的響聲是錢的一部分，所以我已經付過錢了”。 Avanti visited the Land Lord Bayi. Bayi was stewing chicken....
View ArticleA Japanese Joke About Monk
The Japanese imperial old monk and a beautiful woman were playing together. Yin Jiro greeted them and said, "You and this beautiful lady are so happy to watch flowers together." The old imperial monk...
View Article“The Old Buddha Has Arrived!"
Once, the great Parrot of Empress Dowager Cixi ( she liked to be called "The Old Buddha") casually said, "The Old Buddha Has Arrived!" A large area of Servants knelt down. (Cixi was famous for...
View ArticleThe Biker at church.
A biker walked into a church on Sunday morning. He looked the part, long hair, beard, black leather vest, jeans, leather boots. He sat down and the "good folk" of the church edged away from him. After...
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Guilty
Got tired of seeing the word guilty, so imagined a chopped up fish and some tea. Calling it Gill-Tea .. it's an acquired taste.
View ArticleLearning to parachute.
A man went to try his hand at parachuting. He had never done it before. So he entered training . They said - so wait for the light and jump. Count up to 5, and when you are clear of the aircraft, pull...
View Articleold but funny
During Sermon at a Sunday service , the Pastor said: "If I had all the Beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen! " "And if I had all the Wine in...
View Articleywam joke
there were three spiritual leaders in a boat... one was a catholic, one a christian scientist, one was a ywammer - youth with a mission. suddenly a massive storm comes up, threatening to throw the...
View ArticleFun with Steve
The Genius of Steven Wright: 1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give...
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Mary's Anouncement
I imagine it went something like this. Mary : Honey, I have something to tell you. Joseph : Speak my precious one. Mary : I'm pregnant. I'm going to... Joseph : What? You're what? How could you do...
View ArticleLUPD
Hey you might want to have a look at this, these guys are a riot! I have never met a Christian like them in my life! I did not know there were Christians like this anywhere on earth! All of them go to...
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General Meme Thread
Saw there was a thread for specifically Christian memes so I thought I'd create a thread for general/normal memes. Don't get too spicy and try to keep it as clean as you can. God bless .
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Dumbest Jokes of All Time
What’s brown and sticky? A stick What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? “We are both lawyers” What do a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither...
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